How do you capture classic beauty? How do you capture elegance? How do you capture the pain and irony of young 20-somethings? Simple. UP SHOT!!
Now this is classic. Leave a camera in my hands and this will more than likely happen. This picture was snapped just one year after graduating from college. Believe it or not, I had lost 10lbs since leaving the Hill and my face could still do…whatever the hell that is. Molly poetically rocked the ol’ tube neck, while I laid it down in true Jabba style.
The up shot double chin pose is something I mastered over four years at college. In fact, it’s probably the only thing I’ve mastered. We all have a calling in life, and I guess my calling is to take the most unflattering photos of myself to deter any potential manmate. Yikes. At least I’ll always have Molly.
Hearts & Farts
P.S. Please notice the difference in skin tones. Love you, my little porcelain princess!
And I you, my caramel compañera!