Firstly, notice those babe friends inbetwixt Molly and me. Aren’t they cute? Secondly, notice the incredibly cheap/sad beers in our hands as we make a toast to commemorate the beginning of our junior year at college. Amen, little sisters and brothers. Amen. Thirdly, notice the sheer girth of midsections going on. Yikes. Now That’s What I Call Spare Tire 12! Listen to all of today’s hit spare tire songs like, “Dang, That Muffin Was Tasty” and “Pass Me Another Pabst.” Fourthly, notice the Iron Filly (2005) t-shirt I’m flaunting whilst making a toast in an un Iron Filly respect. I done Iron Fillies across this great country wrong. I apologize for my insulting past actions, but now I wear my Iron Filly 2005 with a sense of responsibility and pride.
Ride on, Fillies.