Definition update:  Zumba is an aerobic fitness program that incorporates latin dance moves into a workout routine.

Welp, we gave it a try and actually had a blast!  Our instructor, a seductively handsome foreign man, didn’t spend hardly any time explaining the moves.  But we didn’t really care.  Instead, it gave us an excuse to stop a stare  a while and make up our own footwork.  The class was liberating and made us wish we could swivel our hips like cultures who actually give a crap about dancing.   Plus, we got to Zumba to an old favorite Reggaeton song of mine.

Light it up!!

PS Please note that the girls in the video below can move.  Therefore, the title of this post is void.