What’s brown and brown and brown all over?  Answer: my entire weekend of food intake at Dad N’ Kids©  2011.  God bless uncles who grocery shop.

*Not pictured:  bananas, Powerade Zero Grape, A1 Steak Sauce, an apple, peanuts/pistachios, Jack’s pizza, and mustard

**Corn is not a vegetable.  Don’t be fooled by its green casing.

Hearts + Malnourished Farts

P.S. I really don’t even know if a pickle is a vegetable.   I’m sure the pickling process takes most nutrients out of what once was a vegetable. Craps.