What’s brown and brown and brown all over? Answer: my entire weekend of food intake at Dad N’ Kids© 2011. God bless uncles who grocery shop.
*Not pictured: bananas, Powerade Zero Grape, A1 Steak Sauce, an apple, peanuts/pistachios, Jack’s pizza, and mustard
**Corn is not a vegetable. Don’t be fooled by its green casing.
Hearts + Malnourished Farts
P.S. I really don’t even know if a pickle is a vegetable. I’m sure the pickling process takes most nutrients out of what once was a vegetable. Craps.