$10 to whoever guesses what I had just been eating. Aren’t we cuddly little babies? Well, I tell ya folks, we’re getting to that point again! Come over and cuddle us! Bring us larger bras for our chubbin’ tats! Bring us girdles for to help us fit into holiday dresses! Leave us unattended at snack bars! Bring oversized salted nutrolls to my work (Ellen’s office can’t be the only one!). Please please us. We are stoking the flames right now. Pudge, pudge, pudge. Today, while waiting for my toast, I ate ice cream. ‘Cause I was bored. Whatever. Screw you guys (clearly I am crying out for support. What a bitch.).